Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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