I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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