and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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