i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
