I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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