turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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