P.S. I can't hear my feet
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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