so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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