Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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