I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so let's talk penis.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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