I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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