therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Boobs are out for the taking
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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