U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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