Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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