Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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