Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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