More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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