420 ftw
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
God, I missed his penis.
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