her vagine was all disorganized.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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