i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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