I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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