I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
