There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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