Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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