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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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