Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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