I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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