thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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