I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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