Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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