It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
