i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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