Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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