Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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