I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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