Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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