Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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