Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
