People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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