Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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