i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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