you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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