if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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