There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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