I hope mine doesn't look like that
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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