I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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