I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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