so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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