She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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