god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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