What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
How's work?
Spinning.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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