I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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