Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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