I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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