But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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