Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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